[Arthur's sitting in bed, paler than usual thanks to (what can only be) face powder, his cheeks and along the bridge of his nose reddened (with Rouge? Where arthur got this make-up from will forever be a mystery] 

Hello.

[Insert worlds most obvious coughing fit here.]

I've suddenly got a contagious disease- oh it is disasterous, absolutely distasterous- and I think it's probably best if I am quarantined to my room. I was told that it is not only a terrible illness but it is almost certainly a KILLER if any sort of Belrusian comes within, oh lets say, 50 feet of the carrier- even if there are doors and windows and other things in the way.

Yes, 50 foot radius if you are Belrusian I'm afraid, I wouldn't want anyone getting sick- though Theta, if you would be a dear and bring those cough drops and other 'homely solutions' I asked of you, it'd be most appreciated my dear.

[Another coughing fit, blowing his nose on a hankerchief before shutting off his camera.]

Hopefully I'll see everyone soon, when this horrible, terrible illness is gone. Until then, cheerio~

THIS WAS NOT MY FAULT THIS TIME, I SWEAR.

So now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go back to hiding- pain is not something I enjoy...